Tweeting Top Chef Masters WK 1

I have to admit that I’m not the biggest Top Chef fan. I don’t watch cooking shows for drama; I watch for food. Top Chef Masters is a different story altogether. I loved last season won by Rick Bayless. Top Chef is one of the most Tweeted shows on TV. Often the Tweets are better than the show itself. So each week I’ll share some of the best 140 or less. Let the snarking begin:

@lillyj fair warning: I will be live-tweeting #topchefmasters. It can be annoying & can have spoilers. xo lillyj

JeffHouck: Feels great to be back in the warm bosom of #topchef. Froggy love daddy? :::squeaky squeaky:::

floridagirlindc: If you are a Top Chef fan in any way shape or form, you’re gonna wanna follow  @lillyj and@JeffHouck. Who are your fave #TopChef tweeters?

AlwaysLegITGirL: #TopChefMasters is back last season

@RealSkipBayless‘ brother was the winner. They’re polar opposites but u can tell they’re brothers

culinarypirate: I want Govind Armstrong on my team <3 #topchefmasters

nSquib: Some of the chefs on #TopChefMasters aren’t exactly masters… *cough*Govind*cough*

lillyj: Susan’s the crazy lesbian-version of Danny DeVito, I’m certain of this. #topchef

tnoe27: Yes! Gas station ingredients on topchefmasters

tifftwin: I would totally eat flaming hot cheeto mac & cheese. But not grilled slim jims. #topchefmasters

friedrice599: #TopChefMasters, Kelly I am glad to have you back in my life again

LanceSturg: I have a problem with #topchefmasters. Why is the $100,000 NOT furnished by the makers of the Glad Family of Products TM ?

JeffHouck: So embarassed. I can’t believe my natual human instinct for sleep got in the way of watching a TV cooking show. #topchefmasters

mlj78: OH Govind Armstrong is H-O-T. #topchefmasters #yummy

vitanga: Cool.

@thebravery are guest judges on #topchefmasters right now.

JeffHouck: :::rubbing eyes:::: What did I miss? Did Kelly Choi swallow a carb?  #topchefmasters

JeffHouck: The Bravery looks unaccustomed to eating food, much less not slouching. #topchefmasters

lillyj: We should drink every time someone says, “I want to win.” Well no crap, Why bother being here otherwise.  topchef

JeffHouck: If I had called for “Obama” mentions in the #topchef Masters drinking game, I’d be drunker than Charlie Sheen by now.

JeffHouck: Math quiz: If #topchefmasters is on at 11. and you sleep through the first 14 minutes, how many Prius commercials did you miss?

culinarypirate: Oooh, Govind knows how to talk some culinary sh*t.  #topchef

JeffHouck: Carpaccio was my favorite Ninja Turtle. #topchef

patrickjd: Gael Greene would break her own hip to ride that stallion aka Govind Armstrong #topchef

thebookpolice: God, am I hoping for a total flameout from Ludo. What a tool. #TopChefMasters

lillyj: I could never be with a vegan. Or vegetarian. It would be too… annoying. #topchef

culinarypirate: Tony, you will NEVER steal Obama’s heart from Rick Bayless! #topchef

arosey: My wife cooked chicken marsala when we first started dating. Last meal she ever cooked for me. 5 years ago. I hope they do better! #topchef

lillyj: “Mac and cheese is an exploration of bland”? OH REALLY? Sit your hipster ass down, who do you think you are? Yelp Elite? (burn!) #topchef

culinarypirate: Wait, who are these guys? #topchef

JeffHouck: I think the gardenia goiter is slowly swallowing Kelly Choi. #topchef

lillyj: What weighs more.. the flower in her hair or her? #topchef

stephmarch: Why is Govind such an ass? #topchefmasters

thesupermikey: what have we learned on tonight’s #topchefmasters – Govind Armstrong is an asshole.

kittenwithawhip: Noting that I’ve been as much looking forward to @jeffhouck‘s #topchefmasters coverage as I have the actual show.

lillyj: Susan’s the crazy lesbian-version of Danny DeVito, I’m certain of this. #topchef

Funfearlessbean: Ana can make her duck dish for me anytime! #topchef

JeffHouck: What a shock. The Obama chef won his first show. Just like last season. We’re gonna run out of Obama chefs at this rate. #topchef

lillyj: Would you rather have dinner with: gourmet hats, pretentious editor, moley critics or the hungry? I vote hats. #topchef

ActsofFaithblog: Aww Govind was bringing the pretty to the table. Bye. #topchefmasters

lillyj: OMGOMGOMGOMG Hank Azaria is gonna be a guest judge?! “C’mon Gloria!” #topchef

@culinarypirate Thx for all the fun #TopChef ppl! Tune in to @JeffHouck‘s & my TopChef Podcast tomorrow!

Next Wednesday you can follow for yourself by going HERE or HERE but you’re probably better off letting me do all the grunt work.

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Stuart is a celebrity chef, food activist and award-winning food writer. He penned the cookbooks Third Coast Cuisine: Recipes of the Gulf of Mexico, No Sides Needed: 34 Recipes To Simplify Life and Amigeauxs - Mexican/Creole Fusion Cuisine. He hosts two Internet cooking shows "Everyday Gourmet" and "Little Grill Big Flavor." His recipes have been featured in Current, Lagniappe, Southern Tailgater, The Kitchen Hotline and on the Cooking Channel.

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