Recap Food Network Star S9 E9

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The latest season of Food Network Star is underway and the latest round of wannabe TV chefs have begun their quest. We’ve seen first impressions and heard what the judges think but what the world really wants to know is what I think. Let’s do this.

If you haven’t seen tonight’s episode STOP! Watch it HERE first and then come back. It’s a frickin recap, yo!

Doing the Impossible:  A Food Network Star must be able to offer tips and solutions for any culinary situation. Guest Robert Irvine leads the finalists on an “impossible” challenge: They must rehabilitate failing or outdated dishes on a restaurant’s menu. The least successful finalist is sent home.

Last week’s episode was a complete waste of time.  Nothing, and I mean nothing was accomplished.  The producers brought a contestant, Lovely, who had already proven to be less than Star material and guess what?  She still is.  Stacey is still the clear favorite despite a rocky week.  I’ve seen this show enough to recognize when editing is manipulated to make a contestant look better or worse than their actual performance.  I don’t believe Stacey’s performance last week was all that bad but without the benefit of seeing all of the footage we have to take the Network’s word that it really went down that way.  Sorry FN, not buying it.

So with last week’s episode being totally devoid of entertainment this week’s couldn’t help but be better could it?  Wrong!  This week marked the return of what is traditionally the most moronic challenge each year – the use-Kellogg-cereal-in-something-other-than-a-bowl-of-milk-challenge.  This is never any good and more to the point does nothing to help establish anyone’s creativity or expertise.  It is simply an hour long commercial for Kellogg Cereal.  This episode can always be summed up in word – sucks.

Now for my take on each:

AXON Daniela Perez Reyes s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 1.
AXON Andres Guillama s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 2.
AXON Danushka Lysek Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 3.
AXON Connie Lovely Jackson Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 4 and again in week 8.
AXON Viet Pham s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 5.
AXON Chris Hodgson s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 6.
AXON Nikki Dinki s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Nikki’s first dish did not go according to plan.  Her rescue for it did not sound appealing.  Her presentation was just okay but the she did rescue the salad.  Apparently it tasted better than it sounded.  Nikki got her least favorite dish in the second challenge – salmon.  I don’t trust a TV chef that doesn’t like salmon.  The dish did not look appealing.  But the judges said it tasted better than it looked.  Her presentation was shaky.  Unquestionably the worst performance of the episode.
AXON Damaris Phillips Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Alton questioned her ability to pull off French toast in an hour.  That’s strange since it isn’t really that hard of a dish.  Her presentation was pretty good and her food was really good.  Damaris got steak and potatoes for the second challenge.  She’s not a big steak fan.  I am.  She looses a few cool points.  Her mashed potatoes started going sideways but she pulled it out.  Her presentation was adorable but the food was just so-so.
AXON Rodney Henry s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Rodney’s first dish didn’t sound like something you want to eat.  His presentation was a little choppy.  Alton was neutral on it.  In the second challenge Rodney turned Chicken Caciatore into a pie.  A fried pie at that.  It was a struggle to execute.  His presentation was entertaining but not in a food show way.  The food was not good at all.
AXON Russell Jackson Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Russell’s presentation was not great.  His food was fine.  Just fine.  His second dish challenge he took simple stuffed chicken and rice pilaf and tried to up date it by poaching the chicken and replacing the pilaf with risotto.  Risotto is a labor intensive dish that takes about 45 minute to prepare.  This is a big gamble.  His presentation was pretty good.  The risotto gamble paid off as his food was outstanding.  Best performance of the day.
AXON Stacey Poon Kinney s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Stacey rebounded extremely well.  Her presentation was a home run and her food was just as good.  She walked away with the first challenge.  Her presentation was solid but the judges used the tired old cliches they use when someone is blowing the competition away – fake, guarded forced, polished, rehearsed.  What all of these comments actually mean is “we have to pretend the race is still close or people will stop watching.”  The food was good.
AXON Chad Rosenthal s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E8
Eliminated week 7.

The person who will NOT be the next Food Network Star is…
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Nikki

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A Food Network Star must be able to offer tips and solutions for any culinary situation. Guest Robert Irvine leads the finalists on an “impossible” challenge: They must rehabilitate failing or outdated dishes on a restaurant’s menu. The least successful finalist is sent home.

Food Network Star S9 E8

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The latest season of Food Network Star is underway and the latest round of wannabe TV chefs have begun their quest. We’ve seen first impressions and heard what the judges think but what the world really wants to know is what I think. Let’s do this.

If you haven’t seen tonight’s episode STOP! Watch it HERE first and then come back. It’s a frickin recap, yo!

Food Stories: Since Food Network Stars are always describing food in a way that brings it to life, the finalists are divided into teams to film a three minute “food story show” about a pizza joint and a donut shop. Guest judges from The Hollywood Reporter screen and critique the shows, and the least successful team lands in the bottom three.

Last week Chad went home. I had him as an early favorite but the last few weeks he kind of fell off.

This week’s episode was one of the worst in the history of this series.  The “Star Salvation” curve-ball was lame.  If the “Salvation” winner is still around in the finale then it will be really suspicious.  After the first seven episodes it is clearly Stacey’s contest to lose.  This is as obvious as season four was when Kelsey Nixon was clearly the best which proves that when it comes to Star being the best doesn’t mean much.  Of course if the Network pulls yet another fast one on the outcome of this show then it likely will disappear.

After all, things are not as rosy at Chelsea Market as they once were.  The Network’s ratings have fallen off considerably, they are actually being beaten into the ground by HGTV right now.  The lack of quality programming is taking its toll.  Cooking Channel has by far the best line-up of shows.  Heck, I find myself watching PBS’ 24/7 food and lifestyle network Crave a lot more than I watch Food Network these days.  Last year’s Star winner, Justin Werner, finally got his series made and the Network has not aired it but rather stuck it online.  There is talk that Bob Tushman’s job is at stake.

Bob, if you are ready for me to save the Network just call.  You’ve got my number.

Now for my take on each:

AXON Daniela Perez Reyes s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 1.
AXON Andres Guillama s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 2.
AXON Danushka Lysek Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 3.
AXON Connie Lovely Jackson Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 4.  Returned by virtue of winning Star Salvation.  I didn’t watch it because, well, it didn’t sound interesting.  Also not interesting was her presentation in the first challenge.  Lovely took this second chance as an opportunity to prove herself.  What she proved is that the judges were right the first time.
AXON Viet Pham s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 5.
AXON Chris Hodgson s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 6.
AXON Nikki Dinki s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Nikki has shown a great deal of promise and she’s got an interesting POV.  She really is the only one who can challenge Stacy at this point.  She demonstrated that when she described Russell’s dish.  She won the first challenge.  She was solid on the second challenge.
AXON Damaris Phillips Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
I love Damaris!  I like her when she is being herself.  Screw what the judges say, baby, just be you.  Her story tying in Lovely’s dish was pretty cute.  Her segment of the second challenge was terrific, easily the best of the day.
AXON Rodney Henry s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Rodney has got to develop a better vocabulary of sizzle phrases for food, according to the judges anyway.  I think he’s being himself.  His description of Stacey’s food was not very good.  His segment of the second challenge was okay.  The judges seemed to like it.
AXON Russell Jackson Horizon s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Russell barely escaped elimination last week… again.  The judges instructed him to pick a POV.  He used the 30 seconds allotted for describing Nikki’s dish to tell them he had picked the Culinary Sins POV.  He was really good on the second challenge, the best on his team.  But as a team they weren’t very good.
AXON Stacey Poon Kinney s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
This contest ended a few weeks ago.  If Stacey doesn’t win then this entire season has been for naught.  Her description of Rodney’s dish was good but ran a little long.  She kind of stepped on the owner of the doughnut shop when he was talking but she pulled out her segment and had a great transition to the next segment.  She also showed that she has the passion to be here.
AXON Chad Rosenthal s4x3 lead Food Network Star S9 E7
Eliminated week 7.

The person who will NOT be the next Food Network Star is…
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Lovely… again.

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